Fashionably Present, Functionally Absent

This is an Apple Books audiobook narrated by a digital voice based on a human narrator.

Fashionably Present, Functionally Absent is a bold, satirical look at the dangers of performance without substance.

Through two sharply written short stories, Zwelakhe Simelane explores the difference between showing up and showing value.

From boardrooms to social media, the book unpacks how some professionals master the art of presence while quietly abandoning the work.

Insightful, humorous, and brutally honest, this book is a must-read for anyone building a personal brand, leading in public spaces, or navigating reputation in the digital age.

It's not about how to stand out.

It's about how not to disappear behind your own image.