A Story Almost Told

A Story Almost Told should never have happened. You should be talking about my uproariously funny script called Standoff.

Life didn't let this happen.

This endeavor started off innocently and successfully. I wrote a script. Comedy legend Dick Martin want to be involved. Life was great.

Then Big Kahuna struck. How did I know he was #1 on the IRS hit list? My started spiralling downward.

I became the innocent target of an IRS sting. Soon we were offered diplomatic passports.

Moving to CA, i was living the dream. Hollywood nightlife, famous people and partying with beautiful women was the norm.

That was until I met Greg Walter, a baby-faced conman who hurt so many lives.

Come see our mad trip across three continents, the involvement of music legends McFadden & Whitehead and Rick James.

Follow me to apartheid South Africa, where my life nearly ended. Then on to Monte Carlo and to jail in New Orleans.

For those years I was the anti-Forest Gump.

If I didn't live, I wouldn't believe this story, but I did.