Anticlopaedia

Save yourself years of spending crippling university fees on your children; if you buy Patrick E. Chauvin’s Anticlopaedia, they will transition directly into the most advanced stage in life: a cynical codger. All for the price of a soda. Buy it before your neighbour does, so it’s their kid who will end up serving your kid’s table.

Philosophy, history, politics, anthropology, anthropophagy, and even the meaning of life. The Anticlopaedia is the ultimate compendium of knowledge, hate and despair. If you are afflicted with optimism, a few entries from Anticlopaedia will put you where you belong. Once you finish it, it’s over.

Note: This book contains dark and incorrect humour. It is inappropriate for children and adults without a thick skin.