Bad Limericks (Illustrated‪)‬

Although written by the best and bawdy amongst us, living zombies or dead, the authors are mostly too shy to pen their name to their fantastic creation. So, Anonymous is the most prolific writer of limericks. It is a collection you can read in a sitting. Again and again. You can read it aloud in good company, after a couple of beers or a dozen. It is illustrated with pictures of historical importance that will warm you know what. It also has a set of new limericks, a number of them were produced during song and drink sessions at various Ivy league and Big Ten schools in school days - collectively now assigned to the author of record, Asli Gheo. 

Limericks are the heart and soul of life. But be warned, attempts to duplicate acts of infamy so carefully described herein are sure to result in death or dismemberment. If the temptation is too much for you, use a cold beer fountain to douse yourself inside and out, and find a kindred spirit to drive you home and tuck you in bed with his or her self for added protection.