China Gaga

MY ADVENTURES OF SEX, LUST, AND LOVE IN BOOMING CHINA

Back in the U.S., I was engaged to a Chinese-American woman. When the financial crisis took away my job, my life's savings, and my hopes for the future, my beautiful fiancée left me, too. I took a trip to China to clear my head.

In China, a special fraternity of men showed me how the locals really partied. I learned to navigate the dating and sex scenes, and I became an expert at bedding local Chinese women. I went to KTVs, hair salons, saunas, and foot massage parlors. I was with professional women, housewives, college students, and even a few Party members. It was paradise.

I almost had sex with a red-tag girl inside a KTV room. I fell crazy in love with the most beautiful Chinese girl I had ever seen. She used me, played me, slept with me, and then dumped me. I seduced an exotic-looking masseuse away from her perverted manager. I almost took home a sweet, innocent girl from hair salon street, and I had to run for my life from the Shanghai police.

All of that happened on my third night in China.

The story is based on real people and true events. Only the names and certain details have been changed to protect both the guilty and the innocent.