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Mr. Green tells me, “I have a customer crawling down my throat. The customers tells me that we furnished him with a computer program that gives incorrect answers when used. What do you know about that?”
I ask, “Is the program called Netcalc?”
Mr. Green tells me, “Yes, the program is called Netcalc.”
“Mr. Green, I told one Billy that what he coded for the program called Netcalc wouldn’t work properly. I was told, by Billy and Ranny, to mind my own business.”
Mr. Green asks me, “Can you fix the program is called Netcalc?”
I say, “Give me a computer and a day, I can do it.”
I get the go ahead from Mr. Green and I’m off to the Librarian. I get the design document and the existing code. I get a computer lab assigned and I get to work.
(I’m not the worlds worst typist, but I probably rank in the bottom 25%.)
I use what I can of Billy’s code, to cut down on my typing, and things go pretty well. I get the coding finished and I generate a lot of test cases. All of the test cases run to produce expected results. (Billy’s test cases also produced expected results; but Billy only used two test cases.) I then write user documentation. (Billy’s documentation consisted of one line, telling the user how to start the program.) I then furnish my program to the Librarian and I have the Librarian send off my version of the program to the customer, with a formal delivery scheduled for later. I then have the Librarian delete Billy’s version of the program and I track down and delete all of the versions of Billy’s program that I can find.
When Billy finds out what I have done, Billy runs crying to Ranny. I am called in to face Ranny and Billy. Ranny asks me, “Who told you to replace Billy’s computer program with one that you wrote.” I reply, “Mr. Green, that’s Mr. Green, the Senior Vice President, perhaps we should reconvene this meeting to Mr. Greens office?” (We don’t reconvene the meeting to Mr. Greens office. Billy has involved Ranny in a political situation that makes Ranny look bad. I’m dismissed and apparently Ranny and Billy have a meeting of their own. At the end of the meeting Billy no longer works for the company.

GENRE
Belletristik und Literatur
ERSCHIENEN
2020
9. Mai
SPRACHE
EN
Englisch
UMFANG
41
Seiten
VERLAG
R. Richard
ANBIETERINFO
Draft2Digital, LLC
GRÖSSE
131,4
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