Dear Dumb Diary: Am I the Princess or the Frog‪?‬

More of the (nearly) true and absolutely hilarious confessions of Jamie Kelly . . .

Jamie's best friend is planning to display a picture of Jamie next to her disgustingly stinky beagle, as part of a project to show how pets look like their people. Gee, thanks.

And her mum, in a twisted plot created by the school dinner ladies, has been asked to cook meatloaf for the whole school. Mum's cooking - known for its ability to poison anyone who touches it. Mum's meatloaf - the food that even Stinker turns his nose up at.

Can Jamie survive the shame?