Earl's Eatery #103

Why is Inspector Strong’s homicide team turned to the food business to make money, Detective Rage has turned into a Blond making $45 an hour. Detective Smith is a chef in a commercial kitchen. Inspector Strong is the cashier. Sergeant Jones is the delivery man and part time bus driver. Master Sergeant Tree shows up and while helpful, Detective Rage is not happy with the ways she looks at Sergeant Jones.
They need to serve food to high school kids, and fifty 18-wheelers when they show up to eat, then a tour bus needs to be fed. Chief Anderson even has his secretary in a Blond wig taking orders.
Has everyone lost their job, mind, or is this April fools?