Fang Banged

Oh, vampires! So irresistible when they’re leering, shirtless, or moving their tongues seductively around bright red lips, but when ace reporter Tim Johnson sets out on assignment to discover what vampires are really about, what he finds isn’t exactly what all those impressionable young girls, or the virulent anti-vampire crowd, might have expected.

Following Fang-Bang Is Slang, there’s a piece of flash fiction, boomer nostalgia, Stars in my Eyes, first-grade romance in a 1950s grammar school, and after that, an interview with me, Hugh Centerville, author of Lottie Barrett Lives (Again). Enjoy!