Frankisms: Stuff Our Dad Says; A Translated Collection of Frank Parisi's Commentary, Witticism, and Instruction

From "You can't spit-shine a turd" to "The harder I work, the luckier I get" to "Let's put an egg in our shoe and beat it", Frankisms are earthy witticisms that our dad, Frank Parisi, has made his own through dogged repetition and sheer force of will. Mixing equal parts business savvy, human insight, and potty-mouth, Frankisms have inspired generations, while cowing those who lack perseverance and a sense of irony. This translated volume of Frankisms enables the understanding and usage of our dad's sayings.