From Britain With Love

The search is on for Fossils, the vibrant young rock sensations whose new brand of music now grips the British nation.
Who and where are Fossils?

Four elderly musicians at Fossdyke retirement home know… but they ain't telling.

What starts out as harmless fun for Strat, Nobby, Sticks, and Chippers, spirals out of control, as fans and press hunt for an elusive young rock band. The trouble is nobody knows Fossils have a combined age of 284 years.
The geriatric quartet flees Britain to dodge media exposure and inevitable ridicule. However, their plan backfires when a determined journalist and a ruthless media company executive, both intent on exposing and exploiting them at every turn, finds and pursues them.
That doesn’t stop the Fossils causing hilarious mayhem in exotic countries around Southeast Asia, where they discover a new carefree way of life that they live to its fullest… or at least what remains of it… which for one of them, isn’t too long.
Viagra, Snuff, and Rock ‘n’ Roll
Re-named The Gob, the wrinkled rockers return for their second hilarious action-packed adventure. With a sensational new album in production, a devious duo seeking revenge, and a flatulent spook, the remaining Fossils and their superstar friend, need to rescue a family member whose passion for birdwatching and ‘The Spogdon Hairy Arsed Sparrow’ landed him in a dangerous situation. What is there not to love? A fantastic adventure you need to read before they get too old for this shit.

Getting old doesn't mean you can't have fun. It just means you know how to get away with it!