Funny Quotes By Famous People

Hundreds of funny quotes by famous people that will tickle your funny bone and make your brain's humor center tingle. No anonymous quotes here and no boring quotes allowed. Here's a few examples:

"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations."
- Winston Churchill

“Silence is not only golden; it is seldom misquoted.”
- Bob Monkhouse

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”
- Albert Einstein

"Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.”
- Martin Mull

"Since everything is in our heads, we had better not lose them."
- Coco Chanel