How to Make Sure You Never Get Reincarnated on Planet Earth Ever Again

Your last stop before the karmic loop closes-"Tired of the endless soul-crushing cycle of birth, taxes, and bad Wi-Fi? How to Make Sure You Never Get Reincarnated on Planet Earth Ever Again is your ultimate (and slightly sarcastic) survival manual. Learn how to outsmart cosmic paperwork, dodge karma like a pro, and finally ghost Earth for good. Warning: side effects may include uncontrollable laughter and existential liberation."