Howling Mad Monday

If your dog could talk, he'd probably spill all your secrets—and then complain about the laundry.

Meet Bailey, a basset hound with a snore like a jackhammer, a nose for nonsense, and zero patience for your household chaos. Whether it's suspicious visitors, toddlers wielding peanut butter, or a fire alarm triggered by toast (yes, toast), Bailey is here to narrate it all—with biting wit, big opinions, and absolutely no filter.

Told through seven short, snappy flash fiction chapters—one for each day of the week—Howling Mad Monday offers a glimpse into life with Bailey from his own dramatic, canine perspective. Each chapter is paired with a heartfelt reflection from his exhausted but fiercely loyal human, showing the quiet love behind the barking, the patience behind the paw prints, and the unbreakable bond between dog and owner.

Perfect for fans of humorous pet fiction, dog lover books, and short feel-good reads, this volume in the Seven Days of Flash Fiction series is equal parts hilarious and heartwarming. If you've ever been outwitted by a four-legged friend or found dog hair in places hair shouldn't be—this one's for you.

Seven days. One dog. Endless trouble.

Start your week with Bailey. You may never look at your laundry basket the same way again.