It's Called Murder, Brenda. Look It Up

Welcome to my worst effin' nightmare—The Accidental Detective Agency…

I'm Nina Statleon, a vampire (with a little bit of witch thrown in for good measure—a sucky, magic less one, if anyone asks), for those interested. My best friends, Marty, a werewolf and and Wanda, a halfsie,  have talked me into opening a detective agency for paranormals. 

Let me be real clear, I do not want to be a detective and I think this idea is bananapants. Now the dungeon in my castle in Long Island is our new office, I call the murder basement, filled with watercolor landscapes, throw rugs and uncomfortable furniture—all in the name of making our clients comfortable. 

That said, my partners in this new adventure don't care about all my protests. That's how we end up with our first client, Brenda Bronkowski, an older vampire the human police are hunting down for murder…

Brenda fell for one of the oldest tricks in this new age of technology's book—a romance scam. Lonely and sad with only her pets for companionship, Brenda hooked up—with a human—a much younger one. You guessed it, Brenda was catfished.

Now that much younger human, Owen Barker, is dead, leaving behind a wife and two kids. Brenda swears she's never even met him, let alone murdered him and she's come to us for help finding the person responsible for his murder.

Not only is the suspect list low (like, we only have two), there's a glitch, and it's a big one. 

The clan. 

They don't like it when a vampire's been accused of murdering a human. They take you out, ask questions later. Brenda's technically a fugitive we're harboring while we investigate. It's bad enough the human police like her for Owen's murder, but if the clan finds out we've got her holed up in the murder basement, it won't only be curtains for Brenda, our little private investigating gig could be over before it's really begun.

Which wouldn't exactly be the end of the world for me, but my over achieving BFFs would never let me hear the end of it. That means, we need to solve this pronto, so we can get the clan off our backs, but more importantly, so Brenda doesn't end up expunged...