It's My Life‪!‬

This is a book about a boy who had no chance of making it in this life. He kicked that idea in the teeth and proved that you can have a bad start but with bucket loads of self-belief you can make it.

Louie has owned an adult chatline, played poker for a million bucks live on TV and got married in Las vegas, singing a few lines of Elvis Presley’s song Love Me Tender in front of 40 000 people in the Sam Boyd rugby stadium.

He is in general not a fan of the human race, which tends to disappoint but lives for his cats Pooty Tang… Whicksy… Friendzy…Trompie… Blikkies… Dawie and Rooies.