Judge, Jury, Shaman

A half-crazed hedge Shaman insults a vain elf, steals an obsessed ghost's gold and shuts down an unethical money-making scheme. Ase Ur-Jennan tends to take her own trouble with her, as being a smartass tends to run in her family, so it comes as no surprise that a dwarf gang, a wizard's curse, and a murderous mage keep her on the run. Aser tells how it all happened, and as a bonus, explains how you can tell if you have a big butt.