Mild Buffoonery (Or the Book Formerly Known as "The Contents of This Book Are Flammable"): A Collection of Humorous Essays

Do Mickey and Minnie have sexual tension? Are mutton chop sideburns making a comeback? Is karaoke the purest form of self-expression?

These questions might not bother you, reader, but they happen to bother me. Perhaps a little too much.

I'm Kyle, by the way. Hello. I wrote this book. Inside its pages, you'll find 22 funny essays on subjects such as the following:

- Being a new parent
- Accidentally founding a boy band on a cruise ship
- Getting angry at Philadelphia Eagles fans
- Admiring my grandparents' belief in werewolves
- Celebrating my favorite West Coast portable toilet manufacturer

I wrote Mild Buffoonery as a fan of Jenny Lawson and David Sedaris, so if you like their stories, you might like mine, too. Some are embarrassing, some are heartfelt, and some are just plain weird. All of them are true.