My Brother Does Nothing but Cheat

"Tom, you were so easy to pick on," he says. "You took everything too seriously." I do not take things too seriously. I didn’t then. I don’t now. To prove it I will expose all his underhanded tricks no matter how far back I must go. All this is to a backdrop of zoo animals, each one of which is like my brother in some way. "He cheats like a cheetah" is just for starters.