Notch on His Bedpost

He's the internet's favorite alpha. She's his biggest hater. Now, they're fake dating for clicks. What could go wrong?

I built my brand on teaching men how to embrace their inner alpha—confidence, power, and zero attachments. As Mr. Virile, my YouTube channel, website, and upcoming book all prove one thing: women want a real man.

Holly? She's made a career out of telling women to run from guys like me. Her blog, podcast, and devoted army of followers eat up every warning she gives about toxic masculinity and so-called 'dating games.'

So when a publicity stunt forces us into a fake relationship, we both agree: play nice for the cameras, cash in on the exposure, and absolutely no funny business. She swears I'll never get her into my bed. I say she's going to love it when I do.

It's all for show. No feelings. No risks. No way I'll actually fall for the one woman who's immune to my charm.

…Right?

Author Confession: If you love opposites attract, enemies to lovers, and watching an overconfident alpha fall hard, welcome aboard. Bonus points for a big, dopey dog, viral-worthy banter, and enough sexual tension to break the internet.