Nude On The Grass

I must go to this concert. I have to go! However, my mother isn't having it. My last hope is crushed until our family friend, Mrs. Cox, decides to step in to save the day. Now, I'm in the car on the way there and I can't keep my eyes on the road. THOSE SHORTS - those gorgeous, super short shorts - are driving me wild. I can't think. Can I really survive a concert with Angela Cox? I fear not.