Oceanview

Alonzo "Enzo" Cohen has an unusual problem: He doesn't exist. He's a fictional character in a novel called Oceanview, which his friends all tell him is perfectly normal, but the ensuing existential crisis leads him on a tumultuous journey through metafictional hyperspace involving riotous run-ins with the Russian Mafia; the book's insane author, David Vahala; the entire Washington State police force; and a mysterious wise man known only as the Prophet, just to name a few.