Phillip Flop's Top 10 Fails

Hi, my name is Phillip Flop. Yes, I know it's a ridiculous name and it sounds like Flip Flop. I've been told that a gazridooddongdillion times. It's a long story involving my dad and his terrible sense of humour. Actually, it's a pretty short – he called me it because he thought it was funny. It isn't. Anyway, I've been keeping a diary recently and I realised that quite a few things in my life don't exactly go to plan and that someone might find these funny. I certainly didn't at the time but looking back I guess… maybe.