Sally's Curious Neighbor

It's another lonely night for Sally. Again, she's counting on her favorite TV actor and her pillow, "Lance" to keep her company. As she watches a romantic movie, a young man across the street from her apartment steps out onto his balcony. Sally soon finds his activity much more entertaining than the program on her TV and considers how he might be tempted to come over and entertain her in person.

Stories in the Wicked Quickies series are "Wicked" (Adjective: 1. 'disgustingly unpleasant': 'VILE'; or 2. 'great', 'cool', 'splendid': 'WONDERFUL'). Which definition you wish to apply to these stories will be up to you. On the other hand, each story consists of 2000 words or less and can be read in under ten minutes, so I believe most readers will agree they can be accurately described as "Quickies." Due to the brevity of the stories, in many cases the humorous adventure ends just before the "Climax", allowing the reader to enjoy supplying his or her own happy ending! Whatever ending you invent, I hope the details are thrillingly wicked!