Spaceships and Jesus

Confused and overwhelmed, unaware of the events leading up to this moment; I awake the only passenger on an unknown spaceship. When voices start telling you to save the world, by becoming the newest reluctant messenger: you can only ignore them for so long. Join me on this ridiculous mission, and decide for yourself. "What do Trump, a Thief, and a Sex Doll all have in common?" Spaceships and Jesus. A new story must be told, and as you read these words, ask yourself, am I one of the Twelve?