Sung to Death

“That’s the most beautiful dildo we’ve ever produced” is about the last positive statement Callie Sullivan, CEO of a sex toy factory, will make before someone uses it and other sex toys she produces to murder a series of old singing wannabes without talent. Senator George Willingham has no idea that dinner at the Hard Bottom restaurant with an old friend and former hooker, Val, will lead to his death. Then one by one the quirky singers die, the weapons of choice including a sparkling dildo, a stretchy teddy and an artificial vagina. Not until the killer tries to smother the only person of the group who can sing do his plans begin to unravel. Callie, worried that her brother and brother-in-law are involved, sets out to identify the killer much to the chagrin of handsome Key Largo Detective Ted Hunter. Snooping leads Callie to the truth. The only problem is she gets caught. That means only one thing, she’s about to become gator bait.