Tales from the Coldbeans Gazette

The town of Coldbeans does not seem to evolve with the rest of the area. . The citizens are happy with the way things are and do not want change. The main charather is a reporter for the Coldbeans Gazette and on his own decides to write about the towm and its citizens.
The motto of Coldbeans is "the only thing that changes here are baby diapers.'

The sheriff wants to be mayor and the Mayor wants to stay mayor.
You will love our jail, there is no lock on the cell door and if the prisnor leaves all the sheriff has to do is go ask his wife where he is. We keep things simple here..

When you are happy you do not need to make changes and that is what keeps Coldbeans happy and secure.

Getting bashed on the head with an iron skillet is normal for the men that go home drunk. If he is a whole lot drunk than that skillet will not have an affect.