The Cool Thing: A Dark Comedy. Or Not‪.‬

A buried UFO. A mad scientist. And a couple about to become her latest monsters.

A dodgy couple thinks they've struck gold when they find an ancient spaceship. But inside there's a once-beautiful scientist, obsessed with alien genetics, whose experiments have gone horribly wrong.

Her mutants are grotesque, violent, filled with hungers—and the couple just might be the perfect fix. What begins as a goldmine turns into a nightmare fight for survival against twisted science and a terror that won't let go.

This isn't discovery. This isn't adventure. And it sure as hell isn't Disneyland.

Naked, he clings to a ceiling fan. What drove him up there was terrifying. It'll seem like the Virgin Mary compared to what rips him down.