The Day of the Wedding

The Perfect Wedding Day

Sandy is totally happy for her mother, honest she is. It is her mother’s wedding day, after all. Howard, Freda’s fiancé, is a great guy.

But there are challenges. Starting with the ruffled pink blouse her mother expects her to wear. Ruffles! Pink! Sandy is a plumber. Everyone knows plumbers wear overalls. But on this point, her placid mother has proved to be intractable.

Then there’s Howard’s uptight nephew, Eugene the florist. Ugh. She'll endure him for the duration of the wedding, but the man’s nothing like the heroes in the Regency romances she keeps hidden in her plumber’s van.

And to top it all off, Sandy has to spend the whole day peacefully coexisting with her stuffy sister Joanne, she of the pearls and the sticky kid.

Sandy has no choice. She’ll do anything to make her mother’s wedding perfect.

Although with a family as chaotic as hers, the day is ripe for catastrophe …

A slapstick farce, approximately 80 pages.