The Delirious Cynics

A 60-something male befriends a 50-something female online. The two Pittsburgh residents both have not-so-positive attitudes regarding humanity, which they perversely enjoy. On a gray winter day, they decide to advance their cyber-friendship to something more in a meetup. All seems to be going well. Oh, the strange things that one shall ingest. In jest. Rating: PG-13. Word count per MS Word: 2929.