The Dinosaur Ghost Question

Why are there no ghosts of dinosaurs?
Were my partner and I really "meant to be"?
Has anyone else ever got off on prehistoric-themed sexting?
Why did I buy this coat?

These are among the many questions which lead Michael Tortoishell on a winding, existentialist path from mediocre solicitor to infamous artist and occult icon.

It could be the most interesting thing you've read in ages.