The Funniest BDSM Personal Ads

Here are some samples from this entertaining kinky, BDSM book:

* I am Lesbian Domme seeking a willing and compliant pet for use and abuse. I am naturally tanned, with toned legs and a firm ass. My breasts are an ample yet firm 36D. I consider myself to be caring but with an evil and depraved side. I particularly like all things sharp, pointy and very ouchie. For your part you need to be a born woman and open to most things. I also require that you are feminine as butch girls do nothing for Me.

* Male slaves will apply respectfully and expect to be treated like the dogs that they are. You shall explain to me why I should take the time to reply to your pathetic email and why I should waste my time training you.

* I have a full service dungeon, the best in town, you'll be honored to be beaten there.

* I'm seeking a female sub but I'll consider a male if he measure up.

* I am a one girl kinda girl.

* My Dom ties me up and forces me to listen to country music.

* Spread legs not lies.

* 28 year old female sub ready for a meat and greet.

* I'm not fat, I'm cuddly.

* Experienced Dom rejoining the lifestyle. I lost my way and got married.

* I'm a very young 72.

* Sometimes only a spanking will do the job.

This publication contains 3 ebooks which are normally sold separately. Your three ebooks are presented in this order:
1) Special Things To Do During 3 Hours of Sex: A Step-by-step Guide
2) The PS-Spot Orgasm: Don't Wait Any Longer For This Kind of Pleasure
3) Entertaining BDSM Personal Ads

Publisher's Note: This book contains explicit sexual content and BDSM. All sexually active characters are at least 18 years of age.