The Ghost That Wouldn't Trap

Do you like ghost stories? Haunted houses? Haunted people? 
I do. In fact, this is a story of my successes (and failures) of haunting the best house I ever owned. It doesn’t exist today, but I still remember sailing through the old place, knowing it was all mine and that I could easily scare the pants off anybody who thought they were going to move in and take over. Little did I know what was in store for me. (I now safely occupy a human body).