The Haunted Dildo

Emily comes across a vintage sex toy and when she decides to buy it, she's warned that it's haunted but she doesn't believe her. 

She ends up buying it.

And when she's ready to do it, she hears a scream...from the dildo.

Here's a spoiler: The ghost is a nobleman and well, he doesn't believe in having fun before wooing.

(It's a fun read and I assure you, you will love it)