Tough Call

Mike Loew goes undercover in this collection of transcripts of calls he's made to a variety of organizations. Every word in the book is from Mike's real conversations with:
--a temp agency, inquiring about hiring slaves
--a sausage factory, as a vegetarian
--a yoga center, as a man seeking treatment for a bone sticking out of his arm
--the office of The Drug Czar, seeking the man behind the title
--a car dealership, as the seller of a car possessed by an evil spirit