Trumplethinskin and the Gigantic Peach

The Tales of Trumplethinskin is a trilogy of satirical, children's style books based around a humorous, illustrated storybook concept. The titles are:
Trumplethinskin and the Wizard BonespursTrumplethinskin in the Land of UcKTrumplethinskin and the Gigantic Peach.
In Trumplethinskin and the Gigantic Peach, the woods around Trumplethinskin's home at Mangy Logo are scary, full of poor people, and he is terrified. Dancy Nancy is growing a Gigantic Peach in there, and Trumplethinskin detests fruit. He needs Chucky Dollson, Tight-fisted Turtle, and Hennity Bennity to protect him-so he can sit in his second home at the Bigly Big White House and do nothing else but eat chocolate cake and dream about throne rooms-which they do, because he has promised them bagfuls of magic beans.