Why Johnny Can't Reason

Years ago there was a famous expose called Why Johnny Can't Read : a strong indictment of the education system in America. Well, it comes as no surprise that things have gotten worse. Why Johnny Can't Reason is an overview of the whiny snowflake in his element. Rather than enjoy the First Amendment and bracing point-counterpoint exchange, our student campuses have become a pathetic rattletrap of stifled censorship and faux outrage. Do you know, a college student observed a banana peel on a sidewalk recently and the school responded by sending ALL of the students home. 
Strange days indeed.