Y’ALL AIN’T GONNA BELIVE THIS SHIT

In this book I will introduce you to more than 1600 funny and strange sayings and jokes about Rednecks. 

This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.

Get ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind.

Carry these funny writings with you and have a laugh at parties, the bar or at a family get together. Because this is an E-Book version you may take it where ever you go in need for a laugh. 

This collection is available for your E-book reader, your cell phone, tablet or notebook (with the appropriate app).


TABLE OF CONTENTS

Title

Table of contents

Preface

You might be a redneck if... 

Redneck jokes

You might be a redneck pilot if…

Redneck Medical Terms

Down South Bumper Stickers

How to convert a businessman into a redneck

Redneck computer terms

Ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer

If Microsoft was based out of Georgia

A redneck goes to the movie: "Return of the Jet-Guy"

Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks

Valentines, Redneck Style

Redneck Two-Liners

You know you're trailer trash when...

You've joined a redneck HMO if...

A Redneck Kind of Love

The Redneck Oil Change Checklist

Redneck Driver's Application

Louisiana Heritage

North vs. South

Arkansas Scholars

Application to live in Festus, Missouri

Redneck Wedding Guidelines

Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if...

You might be a Star Wars redneck if...

What not to say to a police officer!

You know yours is a redneck church if...

Analogies only a Red Neck would know how to use...

Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption...

Redneck Engineering Exam

From a mother with love

Letter from a farm kid

You might be a Blueneck (a northerner - the opposite of a Redneck) if...

Redneck Pickup Lines

Excerpts from the West Virginia Vocabulary Book

Today's top Country and Western Songs

Redneck Horoscope

Do's and Don’ts when Visiting the "SOUTH"

40 Things never said by southerners

Learn how to speak Redneck

Redneck Etiquette

How to know where a driver is from? 

A Cowboy's Guide to Life

Southern comments

Notice to Northerners moving south 

Bubba Claus

A Redneck Christmas

Epilogue

About the Author

Other Publications

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