You Don't Know Anything About a Woman Until There Are Mice

This is the book of wisdom and advice for people who:
Are looking for a book to give as a host or hostess gift to someone they dont really like
Are tired of hearing convention wisdom over and over again
Are looking for a mental high without having to take drugs or drink heavily
Are not looking for wisdom, but ARE looking to laugh and/or stay awake at night thinking about what they have just read