You Should Worry Says John Henry

John and Bunch have paid a hundred dollars to learn the Tango—and then overhear their wives say they’d be heartbroken if their husbands ever learned it. Their grand plan for the party suddenly looks less like a triumph and more like evidence.

In a winter of parties and old-fashioned dances in Westchester, John and his friend Bunch hope two lessons will make them the stars of the evening. But their wives think the Tango belongs to wicked cabarets, and the instructor they’ve hired is not easy to pass off as a respectable real-estate man. When the women arrive at luncheon, a misplaced letter threatens to expose the whole scheme. Can John and Bunch keep their secret—and still get their money’s worth?

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