Carwash Ahead: Wacky Ads In Lively Verse

This collection of 150 short poems puts the reader in the driver’s seat while approaching a carwash and reading signs placed by the owner. The messages are in ten different categories. Some are complimentary. Many are not. Would you be interested ? Offended ? Would you turn right and get a wash ?

Enjoy these verses yourself, or give them to your favorite driver.