Very Expensive Book

This book is a very rare, one of a kind work that serves only one purpose: to prove that you can afford it. Money shouldn’t be a thing if you’re buying this book. This is a very special book that took time to craft and make absolutely perfect, specifically for those who love money. You’re going to get the chance to read some exquisite work and even some resources to donate to a noble cause! Don’t miss out on this very rare, exclusive dece of literature!

Initially, I was trying to charge $1000 for this book, but, by the grace of the iTunes gods, you get it for around $40. Enjoy!