New Never News: #1 Source of F***ed Up Fairy Tale News

If you enjoy the Onion, you will love the New Never News. It brings all your favorite fairy tales together in a very f***ed up way.

From the author of the award winning of the F***ed Up Fairy Tale series (CURSES! & Froggy Style), comes the New Never News, the kingdom's best source of fairy tale news.

News reports include:

Agoraphobic Piggy Killed in Wolf Force Winds

Dwarfs Arrested After Short Fight

Tuffet Use On the Rise

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Changes His Name