Take Out Your Earrings Before You Fight (And Other Things I Learned In Public School‪)‬

Public school is a daunting, tedious, occasionally bloody experience shared by millions of students, current and former. Classroom fights, incompetent teachers, sex in bathrooms, rigid social castes — it's shocking most of us graduated able to read. “Take Out Your Earrings Before You Fight” takes a dry, witty look at all the things you learn — and everything you don't — while slogging through the K-12 system.