All in a Day's Work

It's a quiet day at the Redneck Detective Agency and Twila Taunton is just sitting chewing the fat with her receptionist, LaMercy Howard.
A phone call comes in. It's Twila's cousin, Ena.
"You'll never guess what's going on at the school," she says. "There's a gator in the kids' playground."
"So did they call Deputy Billy-Bob?" Twila says.
"They can't get him, he's out of town."
"Okay. I'll go over there and see what I can do," Twila says. She picks up her keys. Her dog, Scratch is at her heels as she takes the porch steps two at a time and heads for her truck...