Twitter Patter: 50 Tweet-ready Humorous Quotes - Volume 1

Have you ever had trouble deciding the right words to say, text or post to someone? Perhaps you need to write a one-liner in a card that will that will inspire, provide comfort, or maybe just give a little laugh? What about you? Do you need a quick laugh or a swift reminder? The "Twitter Patter" series is a collection of quotes of various subjects, all aimed at fitting within that short 140-character limit. Stop counting characters and share a nugget.

Compiled by an uncontrollable quote collector, Bill Dyer shares these gems that have helped him and given him such enjoyment over the years.