Urban Legend: A Most Perverted Tale

The complete, unedited Urban Legend about Naughty Alphonso's Adult Videos & Toys. Six horny, uninhibited teens are given a free hand to do as they please in a superbly stocked sex shop. Further, they are encouraged to go all out by the dirty minded store clerk. And Ajay, a fresh Tamil teen visiting from India, ready for new experiences, is right in the middle of it. What could possibly go wrong?

“Urban Legend: The Curious Tale of Naughty Alphonso's Adult Video's and Toy's” is written in a humorous, irreverent style to both entertain as well as titillate. One of my readers, Sujac has written, “First review I've ever written and I've read a lot of erotica, BDSM, etc. This book was a riot. Creative, hot, hysterically funny erotica and BDSM. BDSM funny? Yes! The way Ellioto writes it. I was laughing out loud while cringing at the same time. Loved the book so much I'm now reading everything he's written. This author has a truly twisted mind and I love it. (reviewed within a week of purchase). This is a full length novel at over 64,000 words.

Urban legends. There are thousands of them. But few are as odd…or as humorous…or as erotic...as the chain of events that took place on that fateful day in August.

Six horny, uninhibited teens are given free rein to try out everything and anything in a well-stocked sex shop. What could possibly go wrong? Just ask Ajay, the Tamil teen visiting from India, who was bound to a St. Andrews Cross, blindfolded and ear-budded, then fitted with a Venus 2000 masturbator. Or just ask the poor, exhausted, hunky store clerk that the girls tied face-up to a leather covered sex horse. He was witness to the bizarre events and as the girls immobilized and mercilessly used sex toy, became an inadvertent party to them.

Find herein the complete unedited and extremely naughty urban legend. The tale of exactly what took place before, after and during their extraordinarily visit. Naughty Al, before he left, encouraged the group to “try out anything and everything. My store is your store.” Did they take him up on his offer? Oh yes…in ways that even Naughty Al could not have imagined.