Damian and Ted Needlepoint Hustle

Damian and Ted Needlepoint Hustle

For Damian and Ted, survival is a game of inches. Between back-breaking labor, mounting debts, and rent hikes that never end, these two handymen are just trying to keep their heads above water. But in a place like Needlepoint, the hustle is never simple.

Their lives are a relentless cycle of family and friction—navigating a 14-year-old daughter's first date, or the weight of an eviction notice, all while trying to maintain their dignity on a blue-collar budget. But then there's the rest of it.

From eccentric employers and armed gangs to voodoo curses, explosive diarrhea, and a psycho clown at the door, Damian and Ted's "ordinary" days have a habit of turning dangerous—and darkly hilarious. Their loyalty to each other is the only thing more constant than their debt, but as the pressure mounts, they'll need more than a toolkit to survive the day.

In a world where luck is a ghost and danger is always a job away, one unexpected turn of events might finally change the game—if they can make it home in one piece.

Content Warning: This book includes mature themes and is suitable for readers aged 15 +. It explores gritty, real-life issues with humor, offering a raw yet nuanced look at life's challenges.