Gaudeamus

An industrial spy shares a tale of time travel and teleportation machines, telepathy drugs and aliens, in this wild science fiction novel by "a master of the genre" (Arthur C. Clarke).

Shatter the line between fiction and fantasy with award-winning author John Barnes.

In a tale that transgresses conventional lines between fiction and reality, renowned science fiction writer John Barnes finds himself in one of the wildest, most rollicking SF adventures ever.

Barnes's college friend Travis Bismarck always brings back plenty of great stories from his job as an industrial spy. This time, during a few beer-and coffee-fueled chat sessions, Travis unravels a tale too tall for even an SF author to believe: of a Gaudeamus machine that bends physics to make possible both teleportation and time travel, and how it gets stolen twice; of a prostitute who deals telepathy-inducing drugs, five scientists who ride around in a flying saucer in clown suits by and play awful punk rock by night, and dozens of inventors who master the concept of the Gaudeamus machine and are immediately contacted by aliens offering them their heart's desire in exchange for the right to have their way with Earth.