Swallow the Moon

June swallowed the moon to find true love, a motorcycle from Hell dropped Eric on her doorstep; now there is Hell to pay.

An accountant for a failing company, June longs for true love. In a Wiccan summoning ceremony she swallows the moon, hoping to find her soul mate. What she gets is Ohio National Guardsman Eric Macmillian, owner of a cursed Suzuki Hyabusa, and two spirits: DEA agent Jake the Snake and the malevolent stripper Cora Cobra.

Back from Afghanistan, divorced and un-employed, Eric is the third owner of the Suzuki Hayabusa. The other owners are dead, just not departed. He's looking for the artist who created 'Cora's' snake-inspired paint job. As Eric arrives at the scene of Jake's last sting on the one-of-a-kind motorcycle, all Hell breaks loose.

Van Man Go is the world's greatest airbrush artist. He will repaint Eric's Hayabusa, for the usual price. Like Cora Cobra and Jake the Snake, Eric must put his soul up for collateral. Cora and Jake failed to pay their debts; now it's time to give the devil his due.

Care to take a ride on the Hayabusa from Hell?